husband watching big game of football on telly when his wife interrups,
honey can you fix the hall light its been flickering for weeks,
man=says angrily fix the light now,i dont think so do i have electrician written on my forehead?i dont think so,
woman=fine,then could you fix the fridge door it wont close right,
man=fix the fridge do i have hotpoint written on my forhead,i dont think so,
woman=fine then you could at least fix the front steps they are about to break,
man=im not a carpenter and i dont want to fix the steps do i have B&Q written on my forehead i dont think so,i am fed up with you,i am going down the pub!!!,

he goes down the pub but after a couple of hours feels guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home,

as he nears the home he notices the front steps have been sorted,
as he enters he notices the hall light is working,
he goes to the fridge for a beer and the door has been sorted,
he asked his wife=honey how did all this get fixed,
well she said when you left i sat outside on the step and cried and this nice young man asked me what was wrong and when i explained,
he offered to do all the repairs but only if i would bake him a cake or go to bed with him,

husband asked=what kind of cake did you bake?

she replied=HELLOOO did you see delia smith on my forehead I DONT THINK SO!